Did you know you can have 2 or more intimate relationships per time and still make heaven?
"But the Bible.... But The Q'uran...."
That's my problem with you.
See....
King Solomon (Jehovah's poster boy for wisdom and wokeness) had intimate relations with over 1,000 women
More:
His father, King David (A man after God's heart) was a womaniser
And what about Prophet Mohammed?
God's last and final messenger?
Don't even get me started.
These men had multiple partners and they fornicated to their heart's desire.
Yet, the Almighty still welcomed them into his abode after they left this planet.
"BLASPHEMY! you can't say that...."
If you don't geddifok..../
Anyway:
If you're the kind of person I think you are:
A liberal thinker,
Able to think for yourself,
Adventurous,
Willing to try new stuff,
And never worrying about what "people" will think or say
Or whether you'll make heaven or spend eternity in hell fire
You should try Polyamory
Doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.
Just be honest about it.
And it doesn't necessarily mean you have to be in a relationship with 2 persons living in the same house.
You can be a solo-poly
That is, an independent Polyamorist
As in:
You're seeing 2 or more persons,
But you don't live with any of them,
And you also have your own rules.
It's that simple.
So maybe you like this person (X) and you like that person (Y)
And you really want to get down with both on an intimate level
Why not?
If you're in a relationship,
Talk to your partner about it.
Tell them they can do same (Their answer may surprise you...)
If you're not in a relationship,
You can always let your new partner know that you practice polyamory.
You could say something like:
"Andy. I'm seeing someone, But I really like you... And I'd love to have an intimate relationship with you... My Partner is okay with this. We already talked about it. We're in an open relationship. Are you okay with this??"
If they say no,
No hard feelings.
At least, you tried.
Move on.
If they say yes,
Well, here's another way to spice up your life.
Stay frosty.
A.
P.S: Many people in relationships really want to "know" what it feels like to have an intimate relationship with someone they like a LOT
But they never really try.
If that's you...
You may want to consider this Polyamory thing.
It's better than "going behind your partner's back"
P.P.S: Don't bother saying it!
I know I'm going to hell fire,
But while the devil heats up cell no 7 in anticipation of my arrival,
You could be having the time of your life at the world's most exciting job.